2012′s NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTION:
GETTING MY LIFE BACK by TAMING THE DRAGON!!
ONCE AND FOR ALL IT’S TIME TO GO COLD TURKEY AND QUIT
Humor can be awesome Medicine… Isn’t having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
“You know lady, you don’t actually smoke, the cigarette does all the smoking you’re just the Sucker!”
Investigative studies into the Medical industry show beyond a doubt that cigarette smoking is the leading cause of statistics. In the U.S. 3,000 people stop smoking everyday… by dying.
Nicotine patches are great just place one over each eye and you can’t find your cigarettes.
A great way to quit smoking is just carry wet matches.
THE SMOKER’S VOW OF MARRIAGE
“With this puff I enslave myself to a lifetime of addiction. While I can’t promise to always love you, I do promise to obey every craving and support my addiction to you no matter how expensive you become. I will let no husband or wife, no family member or friend, no doctor or any other health professional, no employer or government policy, no burns or no stench, no cough or raspy voice, no cancer or emphysema, no heart attack or stroke, no threat of loss of life or limbs, come between us. I will smoke you forever from this day forth, for better or worse, whether richer or poorer, in sickness and in health, till death do us part!”
“You may now light the cigarette. I now pronounce you a full-fledged smoker.”
Seriously tho’… I put this eBook together with my wife Amber, because the simple, profound, daily thoughts I’ve captured here for you, while you are keeping a personal written journal on the daily calendar pages… and throughout the day snacking on ‘organic licorice’ and macadamia filled Tropical Pulse (that my family and I make together), gets people to lay down the ‘Fire of The Dragon’ once and for all, no BUTTS about it.
The combination of these snacks together, and reading the daily thoughts and recording your own daily journal, allows you to generate the brain chemistry and the ‘emotional molecules’ that assists and supports you while going through the with-drawl of over 4,000 pharmaceutical/chemical additives in commercial tobacco.
Hundreds have thanked me for having this, ‘life changing’ and ‘life saving’ record for their Friends and Loved Ones.
It’s 2012… we’re into the 13th year of this century, a marker for:
STRENGTH, WILL & SUCCESS…GO FOR IT NOW!!!Read More