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Bullshit And Brilliance Only Come With Age And Experience!

A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful, aged poodle, named Cuddles, along for the company.

One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles discovers that she’s lost.

Wandering about, she notices a leopard heading rapidly in her direction with the intention of having lunch.

The old poodle thinks, “Oh no! I’m in deep doo-doo now!”

Noticing something on the ground close by, she immediately settles down to chew on the bones with her back to the approaching cat.

Just as the leopard is about to leap, the old poodle exclaims loudly, “Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?”

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